ㅤCertifiedHagㅤ is an uchi dragon vtuber! She is passionate about bringing smiles to others by sharing her enjoyment of video games, silly memes, & providing a comfy environment. She loves to love others! ⛓️
ㅤ✦ㅤ a variety 18+ indie vtuber
ㅤ✦ㅤ chaotic, silly, & sorta comfy
ㅤ✦ㅤ occasionally unhinged & scuffed
Hope to see you at stream or on social media~ Thanks so much for reading! 🤍
| social media | link |
|---|---|
| certifiedhag_ | |
| twitch | certifiedhag |
| bluesky | certifiedhag |
| kick | certifiedhag |
| throne | certifiedhag |
| youtube | certhag |
| business only | [email protected] |
⟡ ⟡ㅤconcept
ㅤCertifiedHagㅤ is a millennial lavender quartz dragon that has lived for many, many years but still considers herself young! She is someone who wants to help others and encourage them to follow their dreams.Having grown tired of hiding as a dragon she turned (mostly) human. She now loves a simple life of streaming, eating yummy sweets, drinking coffee, & making other smile! ⛓️
| race | Millennial Lavender Quartz dragon |
| personality | onee-san / uchi type |
| signature flower | forget-me-nots or hydrangeas (paired with baby's-breath) |
| love language | giving words of affirmation |
| theme | Schala's Theme by Yasunori Mitsuda |
ㅤAboveㅤ Full body & side view of CertifiedHag. Please be sure to include her two ahoges / cowlicks and note the colour variants in her hair such as the periwinkle purple & couple powder blue streaks. She also has the two chains and little sparkles under her skirt.
ㅤAboveㅤ Important accessories & mascot of CertifiedHag. Please draw her eye red with a cross and purple with stars (or ursa minor) if possible to include! Please also note her tail accessories - these can be simplified if necessary.
ㅤAboveㅤ Expressions of CertifiedHag. Please note the small piercings on her horn. This can be simplified if necessary.
ㅤAboveㅤ Multiple views of CertifiedHag.
ㅤAboveㅤ Colour palette.
ㅤAboveㅤ Senmaku & Lizmeta models.
ㅤ✦.── CertifiedHag's Motifsㅤ
colours :periwinkle purple, powder blue, an almost-burgundy red, platinum grey or silver, & soft black symbols : fluffy white clouds, periwinkle purple crystals, silver stars, silver sparkles, blue or night skies, siler chains
🌨🏙️🪽🎐💜⛓☁️☂️💟🫧🪻💭🌑🤍
| Height ─ 5' 3" / 160cm | Weight ─ No. | Sign ─ Leo |
| skin | fair with hidden moles |
| body type | petit but with slightly above average chest |
| Ears | long elf ears that point slightly up with various silver accessories |
| hair | pure white hair with periwinkle purple streaks that can be found on the front of her head, right side of her face, and on her back strands |
| eyes | a bright hot pink with an "X" in it (left) & rich purple with constellations in it (right) |
| nails | natural and long with black tips that fade |
| horns | two sets of crystal periwinkle purple horns; one smaller set and one bigger set. the bigger horns on the right have a piercing accessory akin to an ear piercing |
| tail | a long silver scaled tail with crystals on the back that match her horns; they are adorn with silver and black accessories as well as a small silver ring |
ㅤStrengthㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✧
ㅤDexterityㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✧✧
ㅤConsitutionㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✧
ㅤDefenseㅤㅤㅤ ✦✧✧✧✧
ㅤWillpowerㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✦
ㅤEnduranceㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✦
ㅤIntelligenceㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✧✧
ㅤWisdomㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✧
ㅤLuckㅤㅤㅤ ✦✧✧✧✧
ㅤCritical Rateㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✧✧✧
ㅤAccuracyㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✧✧
ㅤEvasionㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✧✧
ㅤPerceptionㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✧✧✧
ㅤFaithㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✧✧
ㅤSpeedㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✧✧✧
ㅤCharismaㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✦
⟡ ⟡ㅤsupport
ㅤ❛ㅤ I want to look back and say that I was alive. That I didn’t turn my back. That I tried. That I was happy. ㅤ❜ㅤ
Want to support ㅤCertifiedHagㅤ & her community's growth? Here are some ways you can help & support her:
ㅤ✦ㅤ show up at a stream (lurk or chat)
ㅤ✦ㅤ join the CertifiedHag discord WIP
ㅤ✦ㅤ send her words of encouragement
ㅤ✦ㅤ continue to be your awesome-self
Thank you so much for reading & considering helping support CertifiedHag during this time! 🤍Tips are 100% optional & 1000% appreciated!
ㅤFeeling generous?ㅤ Here are other ways to help out CertifiedHag — every little bit counts!
✦ Subscribe (with prime) via Twitch
✦ Order a Vlooplay clip made just for you
✦ Send a tip at one of the links below:
Please only contribute if you have the means to & are well taken care of! Tips are non-refundable & are given under the agreement that you will not issue a chargeback. ⛓️
⟡ ⟡ㅤrules
ㅤ❛ㅤ I make peace. And because of that people think I'm soft. People think I'm weak. You won't make that mistake again, will you? ㅤ❜ㅤ
BASIC RULES
| ㅤ✦ㅤ | Don't be weird / disrespectful to anyone |
| ㅤ✦ㅤ | Don't hit on the streamer / be parasocial |
| ㅤ✦ㅤ | English only please |
| ㅤ✦ㅤ | No spoilers of any kind |
| ㅤ✦ㅤ | Make requests ONLY when asked |
| ㅤ✦ㅤ | No revealing of personal info |
| ㅤ✦ㅤ | No trauma dumping OR pity parties |
| ㅤ✦ㅤ | No advertising or links without permission |
DO NOT INTERACT
ㅤ✦ㅤ if you have plans on pursuing CertifiedHag; they are NOT interested in romantic / parasocial relationships -- i will not associate with you if you find it appropriate to confess your feelings to me when it is stated here. you have been warned.
ㅤ✦ㅤ If you are circumventing a block - this includes making a new account, messaging me on other platforms or games, & lastly messaging my friends or mods. if you are asking WHY you got blocked do not be upset if the mod does or does not reply.
ㅤ✦ㅤ If you are a bigot / racist / homophobic / ableist / etc
ㅤ✦ㅤ You plan on speaking about heated OR heavy topics in any of Abeari's spaces
ㅤ✦ㅤ If you intend to cause trouble or grief CertifiedHag or anyone in her community.
ㅤ✦ㅤ If you have been blocked or ex-communicated mutually or one-sided. I have no interest in your drama or entertaining your malicious antics if you harmed me previously as a friend or romantically (kindly fuck off for good).
rules are subject to change at any notice. you can be banned if you do not pass the vibe check per streamer's digression.
⟡ ⟡ㅤfanart rules
ㅤ✦ㅤ Y E S
🤍 Changing clothes
🤍 Changing hair
🤍 Changing nekomimi type
🤍 With Others (Platonic / Friendly)
ㅤ✦ㅤ M A Y B E / A S K
🪻 With Others (Friendly ONLY)
🪻 With Others (RPG battle OK)
🪻 With NPCs (suggestive but not NSFW)
🪻 With (some) Drugs ?
ㅤ✦ㅤ N O
⛓ with others (Violent / Hostile)
⛓ with others (romantic)
⛓ with NPC (nsfw)
⛓ pregnant / inflated / vore / NSFW
⟡ ⟡ㅤabout
ㅤ❛ㅤEven the sun, moon & stars must rest—you should too.ㅤ❜ㅤ
ㅤ✦ㅤ Hello, hello! Thank you for stopping by. If you're new here ─ I'm Abe! If you're not new here ─ I'm still Abe! 🤍I am an indie streamer based in the USA that is driven to bring a safe & comfy space to others to escape their problems by playing a variety of games, singing karaoke (once in a while), and drawing art (on & off stream)!
ㅤ✦ㅤ infj / type 9 /chaotic good 🌑
ㅤ✦ㅤ love language is words of affirmation
ㅤ✦ㅤ Fond of instant & mobile photography
I am passionate about bringing smiles to others, sharing hearty laughs, & impacting others by doing my very best to be kind! I love to love others!
ㅤProne to panicㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✧
ㅤloves punsㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✦
ㅤSeiso / Pureㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✧✧✧
Though I believe kindness is important I am not incredibly altruistic or particularly benevolent. I simply want to be at peace, happy, & laugh as often as I can for however long I am on this planet. Thanks for taking the time to read about me! ⛓️
ㅤ✦ㅤ L O V E S
🤍 Laughing & smiling with others
🤍 a good pun or dad-joke
🤍 streaming, gaming, & drawing
🤍 meeting like-minded folk
🤍 boba tea, thai food, iced drinks
🤍 cute fanart or work of my OCs
ㅤ✦ㅤ T O L E R A T E S / OK
🪻Being picked on (sometimes)
🪻 suggestive art of my OCs
🪻 dealing with folks with different views
🪻 keyboard & video game ASMR
🪻 overly sweet coffee or tea
🪻 doomscrolling social media i guess
ㅤ✦ㅤ D I S L I K E S
🌧horror games with cheap scares
🌧gaslighting & gatekeeping
🌧tomatoes, pickles, beans !!
🌧passive aggression
🌧stalkers aka people who won't move on
🌧blatantly lewd fanart of my OCs
⟡ ⟡ㅤstream
ㅤ✦ㅤ Streams are expected either early morning or very late evening MST ( UTC ─ 7 ) 🤍
I love to play whatever I am fixated on at the time & like to toss in an art stream in place of just-chatting streams! Please know that stream is a comfy space that prioritizes fun over gameplay in most circumstances! I hope to see you there sometime!
ㅤScuff / Sillyㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✧✧
ㅤSchedule adhereanceㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✧✧✧
ㅤVolume warningㅤㅤㅤ ✦✦✦✦✧
If you'd like to catch me live please turn on the bell notification on Twitch or feel free to join our Discord. 🔔
Current games & content on rotation ─
ㅤ✦ㅤ FFXIV dailies, PVP, & PF Ultis
ㅤ✦ㅤ GranBlue Fantasy ReLink
ㅤ✦ㅤ Monster Hunter Wilds ⚔️
ㅤ✦ㅤ Art or a surprise karaoke stream
Games I'd love to play in the future ─
ㅤ✦ㅤ Dark Souls 1 or Code Vein
ㅤ✦ㅤ DNA, WuWa, Genshin (again)
ㅤ✦ㅤ Starsand Island
ㅤ✦ㅤ Comfy indie games like Heartopia
Mini Wishlist of Games ─
ㅤ✦ㅤ Granblue Fantasy Relink: Endless Ragnarok
ㅤ✦ㅤ Loftia 🌥️
ㅤ✦ㅤ Chrono Oddessey
⟡ ⟡ㅤfrequently asked questions
ㅤ❛ㅤ Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again. ㅤ❜ㅤ
ㅤ✦.── What is your oshi mark?ㅤ ⛓️🤍ㅤ✦.── How long have you been streaming?ㅤ autumn of 2017.ㅤ✦.── How long have you been a vtuber?ㅤ June of 2021.ㅤ✦.── What do you call your community?ㅤ "Babus"ㅤ✦.── Why are you an 18+ vtuber? Do you do lewd content?ㅤ Mostly for language & mature topic discussion purposes. I do not do lewd content and do not plan to. Please understand this does not mean I dislike lewd content creators.ㅤ✦.── Do you accept sponsorships or business colllabs?ㅤ I do! Please feel free to get in touch with me through any means on my home page. I look forward to working with you.☁️ㅤ✦.── Do you do collabs / play with others?ㅤ As much as I love meeting new people I prefer to collabs with like-minded individuals who I know well or am familiar with if I have capacity. These are incredibly rare as I prefer to stream solo most of the time!ㅤ✦.── Why is your cursor a potato chip?ㅤ Mostly for visibility sake! I've become pretty immune to it at this point so I forget I even have it on most times.
ㅤ✦.── Will you play [insert name] game?ㅤ If I have the time, money, & interest I may consider it! But please do not get your hopes up.ㅤ✦.── Will you be my friend?ㅤ I don't believe in becoming friends by asking directly but by forming a connection organically. Thanks for your understanding! 💭ㅤ✦.── Can I add you on discord or other social media?ㅤ Preferably only if we have known each other for a while & are at least acquaintances. You are always welcome to follow me on social media though!
ㅤ✦.── I am interested in you, CertifiedHag.ㅤ That's not a question - do not ask me to be your partner OR confess your feelings to me. this is stated in my rules section and is completely non-negotiable. you will be removed from my friendlists and/or blocked. again, refer to my rules. thank you.
ㅤ✦.── Why the name CertifiedHag?ㅤ Why not? I thought it would be a funny name & I'm not afraid of aging.ㅤ✦.── Doesn't it bother you when people call you Hag?ㅤ There's no issue calling me Hag for short as long as there's no negative or derogatory intent when used. I think using the term "hag" to insult anyone really shows how genuinely short-sighted and tone-deaf a person is considering aging is inevitable. Projecting your insecurity about aging on me when I'm plenty fine with it can result in a ban. I'm too old to deal with anyone's insecurities at this point.
ㅤ✦.── What is your favourite music genre?ㅤ I really enjoy low fidelity hiphop, jazz, alternative rock, nu-metal, and more!ㅤ✦.── Do you have a favourite anime?ㅤ This is a tough question but I truly love Samurai Champloo, Frieren, 5CM Per Second, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Neon Genesis Evangelion, & Cowboy Bebop!ㅤ✦.── Favourite flowers?ㅤ Sunflowers, forget-me-nots, peonies, tulips, lavender, & hydrangeas. 🪻ㅤ✦.── Favourite colours?ㅤ Favourite colours are sunflower yellow & poppy red. ❤️ㅤ✦.── Favourite drinks?ㅤ Enjoyer of boba, black coffee, & tea!
⟡ ⟡ㅤcredit
ㅤ❛ㅤ I don’t owe anyone or anything a reaction that doesn’t reflect what resonates with my soul.ㅤ❜ㅤ
| location of art | creator |
|---|---|
| idol signature logo | vryhoth |
| oc design | lelysz |
| main page banner | lelysz |
| main page center | lissostudio |
| rules page | kawurin |
| about page | kawurin |
| main ref on concept page | lelysz |
| b/w ref on concept page | kawurin |
| all forms on concept page | kawurin |
| dragons banner on concept page | yorumiiko |
| sunflower homage on concept page | kawurin |
| FAQ page | sthy_roses |
| credit page | kawurin |
| credit page chibi | lissostudio |
| carrd template | suncarrds |
| twitch asset | creator |
|---|---|
| screen text | SolinDigital |
| screen backgrounds | cloverkatstudio, なすの素材屋, そざいshop, & reneee |
| emotes | nipchiz, kawurin |
| badge icons | ariixiu |
| model | artist |
|---|---|
| model & rigging | senmaku |
| model & rigging | chalizkokoda |
ㅤ✦ㅤ Abeari just got laid off from work at the end of September & would appreciate any bit of support she can get!
ㅤ❛ㅤI want to be able to trust, not live in perpetual self-defenseㅤ❜ㅤ
Abeari
alias - age - pronouns - timezone
ㅤAbeariㅤ is an uchi ragdoll cat adventurer that's passionate about bringing smiles to others by sharing her enjoyment of video games, silly memes, & providing a comfy environment. She loves to love others!
ㅤ✦ㅤ an ffxiv stream that loves to draw
ㅤ✦ㅤmostly seiso, silly, & comfy
ㅤ✦ㅤoccasionally unhinged & scuffed
ㅤ❛ㅤ I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves. ㅤ❜ㅤ
| social media | link |
|---|---|
| discord | link available upon request |
| twitch | abeari |
| bsky | abeari |
| twt | abearivt |
| business only | [email protected] |
Please only contribute if you have the means to & are well taken care of! Tips are non-refundable & are given under the agreement that you will not issue a chargeback.
Tips are 100% optional & 1000% appreciated!
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ㅤ❛ㅤ May you attract a love that mirrors your capacity to love. ㅤ❜ㅤ
Abeari
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ㅤ❛ㅤ May you attract a love that mirrors your capacity to love. ㅤ❜ㅤ
